Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Weirdest Advice Ever

Over the years, I have received a lot of advice on how to get pregnant. But yesterday, I think I received the most strange advice ever.

I was helping some customers in my office. While I was doing entering stuff into the computer, they noticed the pictures of my nephews. He asked, "Is that your baby?" I told him no, it was my nephew. This is the conversation that followed.

Him: "Which one is your baby?"

Me: "None of them. I have 5 nephews."

Him: "You don't have any babies! Are you married?"

Me: "Yes, I've been married 14 years."

Him: "14 years and no baby! You need to eat horse meat."

Me: (stammering for a response) "Uh, well, I eat elk meat."

Him: "No, you eat horse meat, you have baby."

Add that to the list of weirdest conversations ever.

5 comments:

  1. Just to be sure. Did that person leave any comment if the horse should be white or black or brown? Perhaps only a specific colour of the horse helps.

    Stupid people. I had many weird infertility conversations during the last 12 years. But you win :)

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  2. OH MY GOSH! You should put up a sign or where a t-shirt saying you prefer monetary tips, they can keep all others to themselves. Geez!

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  3. As Klara said ... you win!

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  4. Interesting.

    I'm not speechless very often, but right now I've got nothing. Horse meat? Seriously? Throw in some rainbows and glitter for good measure.

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